No Witnesses to Glory

There are five of those wretched posters scattered around Goldenfield. Be a dear and take them down, will you? And keep it quiet, no need for unnecessary attention.

Bloody hell! Are you daft or what? This is important!

Oh, for crying out loud! You don't know what you're missing!

It's all a load of nonsense, really. But these fools keep poking their noses around, causing me endless trouble.

Those blasted posters, claiming my beloved cult members are 'missing'. Ha! They're not missing, they've 'ascended', damn it!

Before I share anything, you'll need to help me with a little problem. A problem these damn busybodies have caused with their bloody posters!

And to do that, you have to complete... uh... our initiation tests! Yes...

Oh dearie, you want to know my secret to interdimensional travel? You'll have to join my cult - er, church - first.

Here's your well-deserved reward. If you want our secret, you'll have to keep ascending!

Consider yourself promoted! You're now officially a 'Mushroom Minion, Level One'!

Damn it! Enjoy living your boring, clueless life.

Well, would you look at that! You actually did it!

For crying out loud, tell me you got those bloody posters!

Alright, love, you're in! Now, get out there and tear those bloody posters down.