The Draft Dodger's Dilemma

Fantastic! You've saved me.

Do you know what'll happen if I die?

Horny Backyard Boobigans IV will never be finished! The world needs to know how the quadrilogy ends!

Help me out, and I'll make sure you're rewarded handsomely. Besides, who wouldn't want to keep a visionary artist like me out of uniform?

You're back! Did you find the film?

So you found the safe, eh? Still locked up tight?

But there's a loophole. See, I once starred in a... let's call it an 'intimate indie film' that could prove I'm unfit for service.

What? It's empty? Oh no, I must've stashed the film in my safe. It's hidden by the large lake northeast of the Central Fort.

I never should'a gotten on that draft wagon. Thought it was goin' to a brothel.

Turning me down? Didn't know you were camera-shy.

Suit yourself, but you'll be missing out on the action.

You'll need the code. Which uh, I forgot. But, I do think I wrote it down in the midst of a passionate scene.

Your loss, but don't come begging for a close-up later.

So, here's the deal: you find the camera that I dropped, and bring it back to me with that film reel.

No worries, not everyone can handle the heat of the spotlight.

Rejecting my offer? That's one way to cut the tension.

Well, if you prefer to stay out of the limelight, that's your call.

Here's your reward, as promised.

Now I can focus on finishing my masterpiece without worrying about the draft.

Ah, I knew you'd be up for some backstage action!

Trouble is, the only copy is still in my camera. But of course I lost it while running for my life.

Think I tossed it on a couple pieces of paper around there... might've been usin' em for cleanup.