The Matricidal Theory

Prepare yourself for glory, my soon-to-be-legendary sidekick!

Did you savor the thrill of combat? Tell me everything, no detail is too small!

Behold, your reward! Contain your excitement.

Ah, you survived! Maybe you have the makings of a hero after all.

Fine, walk away from destiny. But remember, you had a chance to be legendary!

Declining a leading role? Guess the spotlight isn't for everyone.

Ah, choosing mediocrity! Not everyone is destined for greatness, I suppose.

You'll regret this when my epic is adapted into an intergalactic saga without you!

Oh, you must enjoy remaining a background character! Back to NPC life for you.

Imagine it your first step in the epic saga alongside Zarnok! Simply dispatch this final rodent, and your legend begins!

I've valiantly slain 98 mutated rats already, leaving just one for you. Yes, YOU, the chosen one!

I need you to kill... 99 mutated rats. How fun for you!

One that has been in my quest log so long, I forgot about it!

Fear not, for Zarnok, the great, has a task of monumental importance for you!

Ah, another aspiring sidekick has arrived!