Accords and Accidents

I appreciate you assisting us around this outpost. Soon it will be a mighty fort, like you humans build!

Greetings, valued associate! Isn't this wasteland just a beacon of joy?

I have compiled some wonderfully optimistic ecological data that will delight Dr. Queenie!

Fantastic news! The northern desert wasteland is not expanding!

Well... it is expanding due to climate change and human pollution! But it's doing so at the same rate as every other desert! No big deal!

The idea its expanding due to some sort of magic sounds like a hoax only a drunk would come up with!

Hopefully it didn't spread around and cause some sort of traumatic genocide of the natives.

Ha, could you imagine?

Anyway, please deliver this data to Dr. Queenie immediately! Sharing happiness enhances overall efficiency!

Fantastic! I knew I could count on you!

That's absolutely splendid! Every moment is a celebration!

No worries! Joy levels remain at maximum capacity!

Decline acknowledged! Dispensing happiness stimulants!

Your choice is wonderful! Have a delightfully joyous day!

Fantastic decision! Optimism protocol remains fully operational!

Error? There are no errors in this happy wasteland!

Marvelous! More opportunities for happiness await!

My head's clearing up. Please tell me you have HPPY-01's data.

HPPY-01's data? Let me see it.

What the ? The desert isn't expanding at all!

Oh no... Did I make this whole thing up while I was drunk?

This is bad. If the Lightbearers find out we've been operating under a false pretense, we're done for.

We need to sign Tor's treaty immediately. It's the only way to protect ourselves now.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but thanks for bringing this to my attention. Let's get those Accords signed.