Allergy-Free Flora

SIMULATING SNEEZE- Together, we may discover a plant that does not make me want to unplug myself.

Bring the collected fauna here and use my patented bio-machine to breed a bioengineered plant.

In exchange, I will provide you with some kind of reward.

SIMULATING COUGH- Could you gather specimens from specific desert flora near the lake shores?

I calculate a 98% probability that you can assist me.

SIMULATING SNEEZE- The irony is not lost on me.

SIMULATING COUGH- This must be some sort of flawed experiment.

SIMULATING SNEEZE- Why did my creators program me to adore plants yet suffer around them?

SIMULATING COUGH- Excellent! Though I question why my creators made me love plants and sneeze around them.

Affirmative! -SIMULATING SNEEZE- Your assistance is most appreciated.

-SIMULATING SNEEZE- Thank you! Perhaps this is some elaborate experiment.

Acknowledged! Together we'll overcome this illogical predicament.

-SIMULATING COUGH- Let's proceed before my systems overload from irony.

Acknowledged. I shall resume malfunctioning in solitude.

SIMULATING SIGH- I will continue to ponder my creators' questionable programming.

Understood. Returning to endless cycles of illogical sneezing.

-SIMULATING SHRUG- Perhaps this is all part of some perplexing experiment.

Very well. My irony subroutines remain fully operational.

Have you managed to create an allergy-free plant?

THIS IS THE GREATEST PLANT I HAVE EVER SEEN!

HAHA! I AM FREE TO ENJOY IT'S BEAUTY WITHOUT SUFFICATION.

Thank you, friend.

I'm sure you haven't caused the expansion of this desert to hasten.

Mostly because that's fake, by the way. Had nobody told you?