Farmyard Mayhem

Leaving before the job's done isn't something a real man does.

Seriously? Walking away now makes you a coward.

Go to the Ripplecrop Fields north, through the forest, and bring me back some spider eggs. I need to know how they taste and why they're tearing up the fields.

Good job handling those spiders. That's how you take care of family.

According to this podcast I listen to, there's something in the water making 'em horny.

You better have handled those spiders and brought back breakfast.

Get out there and show those spiders who's the real alpha.

Well, if you truly want to make amends, we could use some help around the farms up north.

The spiders have been more aggressive lately, and it's affecting our profits... and 'Lil Timmy's' plans.

You dare accuse my boy of stealing an artifact? How could you!

But don't think we're done yet. There's always more to do on the farm.

Timmy needs good examples, not someone who quits. Do better.

Timmy needs a strong role model, and you're showing him the right way.

I need you to bring me some of those horny eggs!