Heartbreak Waters

Fine, I was never much for consent anyway.

Fuck this up, and I'll do things to your asshole you couldn't possibly imagine. Deal?

You're one of those limp dicks? Pity.

Do this right, and I'll give you my note of legal consent for Triton.

She's sharp, so stay convincing. Get her to buy into this ruse.

I need you to take it to his whore Ivie Clarkson over at the Goldenroast Cafe in Goldenfield. You'll have to make her believe it's genuine.

Also, I said he fucked like, a bunch of imps in the woods. Dirty dick bastard.

I've crafted this breakup letter, penned with all the sorrow and heartbreak anyone could muster.

Keep this shitty piece of paper. I have a mermaid to hunt.

Well, someone evidently has a twisted sense of humor.

This isn't from Ludwig! Why would she...?

It's Mariel's legal consent note for Triton!

Wait a second. This handwriting...and what's this on the back?

We're going to make this guy's life suck more than your mom's mouth.

He's.. breaking up with me!?

Oh, backing out, are you? There goes my entertainment for the day.

Oh, you have a note from Ludwig? What...what does it say?

What is that? A note from Ludwig?

Excellent. Let's pour some salt in the wound, shall we?