Barkowski

Name's Barkowski, or Bark for short.

Got no clue why they call me that, though.

Oh wait man. It's cause I'm a dog!

Funny thing, I kinda forgot I was a dog.

Lately, it just feels normal, you know? Then bam, it hits me.

Oh, you know, same old, same old.

Just enjoyin' the day, one drink at a time.

These paws make holding a glass tricky, but I'm managing.

Everything's a blur, but I remember tall tales, bars, and... a wild night?

Starting to think maybe a guy named Zeek had something to do with it.

I'm parked right outside the bar, best spot to chat and drink.

You get all sorts here farmers, travelers, and a lotta good treats.

Being a dog has its perks. No one expects much from ya.

Pondering life and love, same as always. Ever wonder if the Viper girls would go for a scruffy mutt like me?

Nah, I got this, bro.

No worries, dude, I'm chillin'.

All good, man, I m solid.

Nah, homie, I m good.

Relax, bro, all under control.

Dude, absolutely!

Hell yeah, bro!

Totally, man, let's crush it!

For sure, my guy!