Baxton Skip Malroth

Name's Baxton Malroth - you can call me "Skip", cause that s what I do.

Was the best stone-skipper in Windstone Village.

Men wanted ta' be me, women wanted ta' be with me.

Then I went and clocked Gregor in the balls. Whoopsie daisy!

Fame turned into shame quicker than you can say, "Hop, skip, and infertility!

They found out 'bout my secret stash a' magic stones, and I was banned from the league.

Still trying to redeem myself. Gregor's stayin' well clear!

Couldn't be better, mate! Got a cracker of a plan.

Gonna catch that thief who nicked from Gregor.

Picture it: me a hero. Crikey, I can already hear the village cheering.

Gonna skip this stone here right through the back o' his skull!

That thief won't even have time ta' use that gun o' his...

...I hope.

This here is Windstone Village, mate.

Quiet little corner of the world, eh?

But don't be fooled; it's a right strange place.

These stones? They're bonza magical, coz they come through portals from other worlds!

One time, I skipped a stone and turned ol' Mick's beard pink was priceless!

Another time, a stone skipped straight into the sky, came back as a flamin' meteorite!

That's how I lost this finger. My girl was pretty disappointed.

Struth, mate! Could use a wingman for my heroic escapades.

Let's train these stones to fly right.

How 'bout a bit of practice with these magic stones? Could use a hand.

How 'bout helpin' me train to take down that thief?

Remember, if I die out there - it's your fault!

You gotta teach me ta' fight!

I've got this. Unless he's a ninja, then I'm stuffed.

Got it under control... unless he's got a cloaking device.

Don't worry 'bout it.

Nah, got it covered...

I'm all set... unless that thief's sneakin' up now!

No worries... except that thief killin' me.

Nah, all's quiet... too quiet.