Blonde Zendaya

I'm Zendaya Wells, and, like, that's my mom.

She s a Guard officer, totally stuck in her old ways, super embarrassing!

Seriously, she drags me on this bonding trip and now we re lost in this creepy forest.

She s all, Monsters are dangerous! and I m like, Mom, it's modern times, chill!

We gotta be kind and understanding to everyone, even if they look a bit... different.

So if she s been rude to you, like, I m really, really sorry!

Ugh, like, totally embarrassed right now!

My mom just said the most cringe thing to this guy, and I'm like, dying inside.

Hold on, let me finish this text...

What are you staring at? This is a phone. P-H-O-N-E.

Oh, right, you country people don't know what a phone is. Awkward!

Anyway, she s so old-school and thinks she knows better than everyone. It's exhausting!

Apparently, this place is, like, super important or something?

My mom met my dad around here, but, like, who cares?

She goes on and on about how it's got a lot of history and stuff.

Oh yeah, soooo interesting! Ugh.

Seriously, I'm just like, "Can we go already?

Ugh, she thinks it'll be a bonding experience or whatever.

Dad's dead Mom! Get over it.

Sheesh, TRAUMA, am I right?

Ugh, yes! Anything to get out of this place.

I d love an excuse to escape from my mom.

Yup, mom is driving me crazy!

Oh my gosh, thank you!

I need a break from her old-school rants.

Yes, please!

I'd help, but my mom said no.

Mom's all, "No wandering off!" Ugh.

Ugh, mom's being so overprotective.

Mom's all, "Stay by me!" so, yeah, can't help.

Me, fight monsters? HAH!

OMG, you want me to like, work?