Carl Rustbucket
Dialogue
Hey hey! Government tracking you too?
Hi! Hi! You hear about the government?
Yo yo! Who sent you?
Hey! Hey! You with the government?
Hi hi! Any news on the shadow folks?
Howdy! Howdy! Watching for spies?
Yo! Yo! Seen any agents around?
Hello! Hello! Got any intel?
You with the government? Mayor's office? They're always watching, always watching.
Engineering prodigy, then suddenly, portal journey. No coincidence, no coincidence.
They think I'm crazy, but I know, I know they're out there. You believe me, right? Right?
Oh, me? Me? Great, great! You wouldn t believe it, just fixed another car. You got car troubles?
Sure the mayor's behind it, he loves breaking cars.
Gotta keep everyone stranded, more folks stick around!
It s gotta be the mayor s doing. Always breaking cars, increasing the population, you know?
Oh, this place? This place? It s a mess! A real mess!
Riverrise, they call it. Riverrise! But really, it s more like Deadrise, you know? Ha!
Full of broken cars and broken dreams, if you ask me.
And don t even get me started on the corruption! The corruption!
Mayor s got his hands in everything, even the warrior tribes to the north, I bet.
Yeah, yeah, the mayor s pulling the strings, I m sure of it!
It s a big conspiracy! A big one! We gotta fix it, gotta fix it!
Nah nah, all good, all good! Maybe later, later!
No no, not now, not now! Ask again, ask again!
I m fine, fine! All set, set! Thanks thanks!
Nope nope, all sorted, sorted! Try next time, next time!
No need, no need! Got it covered, covered!
Yes, definitely! I've got a thing, a big thing, super important!
Absolutely, absolutely! Could use a hand, a big hand, a speedy hand!
Yes, yes, yes! So much to do, too much to do, need an extra brain, an extra hand, you got one?
You bet, you bet! Big project, huge project, needs a genius, needs you!
For sure, for sure! Got a job, a crazy job, you'll love it, love love love it!