Claudine Baxter
Dialogue
Howdy, partner!
You one of them gov folks?
Well hey there!
You wired, or what?
Who sent ya?
Got any papers on ya?
Hey, you lookin' for trouble?
Smell that? That's freedom!
Howdy, stranger!
You ain't from the gov, are ya?
Lookin' for somethin'?
Name's Claudine Baxter, sugar.
Just a simple farmer trying to make a livin' out here on Kwalat.
Came from a place where the gov had their nose in everything, so I hightailed it here.
Now I grow all sorts crops, veggies, you name it. But I got a lil' secret stash too, if you catch my drift.
Ain't nothin' like what ya used to, but it'll blow your mind literally!
Folks 'round here think I'm just another farmer, but I reckon you seem cool enough to know the truth.
So, ya lookin' for somethin' special or just passin' through?
Oh, darlin', I'm higher than a kite on a windy day!
Been tinkerin' with my secret stash and, whew, it's got me feelin' like I'm floatin' on a cloud.
I might as well be a walking showcase of our finest product here.
You know, I was just wonderin', ever been curious 'bout how much a lil' ol' bullet hurts?
I got this crazy notion 'bout pain like science, 'cept more fun!
Don't worry, I ain't gonna shoot ya unless you say so.
So... can I? Might just be a hoot!
This is my lil farmstead right here; Ain't no gov allowed meddlin' with my business.
Been thinkin' 'bout runnin' for mayor of Winstone legalize them good ol' drugs, y'know?
But then I realize, do we even got a mayor? Hah, who knows!
One thing's for sure, I'd bring some real change 'round these parts!
Anyways, welcome to our lil' patch of chaos, sugar. Enjoy the ride!
Well, bless your heart!
Got some harvestin' to do... or was it plantin'?
Sure thing, hon!
Ain't you a sight for sore eyes!
I got a task... or maybe two?
Absolutely, sugar!
I was just about to... somethin'.
Naw, just high as a kite!
Nah, let's just chill, partner.
Nah, you got any of the good stuff?
Nope, just kickin' back. Got any herbs on ya?
Naw, let's jus' hang out, maybe share a smoke?
Nah, sugar, just takin' it easy.
Naw, lemme tell ya 'bout my latest trip!
Nope, just vibin'. Got any drugs?
Naw, I'm just vibin' right now.
Nah, sugar, just enjoyin' the high.
Nope, I'm chillin'. Just hang out if ya want.
Nah, let's just shoot the breeze.
Naw, come sit a spell with me, let's just relax.
Nah, we best keep it low-key right now.
Thanks, but I don't need no extra eyes on me.
Naw, everything's peachy, just gotta stay under the radar.