Colt Muffinman Mcgrady Riverrise

Colt McGrady... don't listen to what Hooty says. I'm not the Muffinman.

You eat a muffin ONE TIME... And now I'll never hear the end of it.

Anyways, ex-soldier, now guarding Riverrise. It's boring, but at least I sleep in a bed every night.

Can't complain... Riverrise is a nice city.

And standing around on this road beats battling off demonic imps any day.

If everything stayed like this for the rest of my life... that would be serene.

The beautiful city of Riverrise. Everything you need... a bar... another bar... and a one-of-a-kind roadblock...

But in all seriousness, it is a nice place. Even hanging around with these guys all day.

If you don't love it here, I'm not sure what will make you happy.

Not at the moment, sorry.

I don't need any help right now, just guarding this road.

I do, but it's too expensive and you don't have the right training.

Actually, yeah. I'm stationed here, so I could use a hand.

Sure, you look like you can get a job done... unlike Hooty.

Ah, looking for a mission? I've got one.