Durzo Dicey Dunwaddle

Durzo "Dicey" Dunwaddle at your service, or not depends on my luck today.

I'm supposed to be guarding this place, but life's too short not to roll the dice.

Once dreamed of Quaddari casinos and high stakes, you know?

Instead, I'm stuck here in Windstone, betting on the trivial.

Lost my shirt more times than I've changed it.... literally.

Some day, I'll hit it big and escape to a Quaddari casino.

Well, just gambled away my pinky.

Wanna bet yours and make it even?

Losing fingers isn't as bad as they say...

Well, maybe it is.

At least I still have nine more, for now.

Kinda hoping the next bet turns things around.

What do you say? Fancy a wager on an appendage?

Welcome to Dicey's Dungeon.

Used to have nice decor, until a raid cleaned me out.

Now it s just me, a couple of dice, and this sorry excuse of a guard post.

Tried convincing the other guards to hang out here for some fun.

They didn t bite; guess my luck's bad even off the table.

Lost my stuff so many times, I can't even guard a sock from a thief.

Actually, I need to repay a debt.

Could you help me with a game?

Think you could settle a bet?

Yeah, I got a debt situation. Interested?

How about a quick job? Bet you can't do it fast enough.

You in for a challenge?

Let's make this interesting!

Stuck here, guarding like a sucker.

Can't leave, this place might actually need guarding for once.

Guard duty. Kill me now.

If only dying on duty was an option.

Trapped guarding this dump. Lucky me, right?

Tied to this post, literally my worst nightmare.

Got to play watchdog for now.

Guarding's my day today. No escape.

Gotta stay here and pretend I'm useful.

Nope. Just doing time, guarding this misery.