Dwarf Cigarette Red
Dialogue
Ahoy there, brave soul!
Fancy a lucky charm?
Need a bit of magic?
Care for a unique trinket?
Lookin' for somethin' special?
Ready to be amazed?
Browsin' for treasures?
Interested in somethin' rare?
Ahoy, treasure hunter!
Need a lucky charm?
Fancy somethin' shiny?
Up for a trade?
Get cursed er, blessed!
Care for magic?
Deal o' the day!
Ready for wonders?
Aye, name's Bombur, peddler of the peculiar.
From the steamy alleys of a goblin market to this forsaken forest, I've seen it all.
And I've sold all sorts a' shit too!
That scarab brooch? Guarantees you'll make friends wherever ya go.
They won't leave ya alone ever!
Worked great fer me back in Yorner. Got so popular I had ta' come here.
Lookin' for a ring that screams 'Help!' when you're in trouble?
This beauty here does it all day, every day just for fun!
Truth is, I lost my wife to the curse that brought me to Kwalat.
Figure collecting 'em might teach me how to break it and get back home.
Ah, always in the thick of it, y'know!
Last week, some fool thought they'd rob ol' Bombur at the quarry.
Joke's on them, they took a fookin' cursed relic!
Poor sod'll be speakin' in questions till he comes clean.
But other than that, just thrivin' on the chaos.
Keeps me sharp, keeps me damn entertained.
Aye, a day without a bit o' madness ain't worth livin'.
Decided to park me wares here for a spell.
Figured the monsters'd make good customers ha!
Been to Riverrise too many cranky crafters, not enough coin spenders.
And Goldenfield? Don't get me started too many farmers, not enough ale.
This place? Quiet enough, with just the right amount of danger to keep things interestin'.
Plus, the woods give me plenty of spots to hide me more, er, "questionable" goods.
Need ya to poke something cursed.
It'll be a blast!
Oh, absolutely.
Fancy lickin' a cursed artifact?
Aye, got a wee task, involves a bit mischief.
Perfect timin'!
Got a job right up your alley dangerous and daft.
Just don't mind the teeth on that trinket.
How do ya feel about riskin' a limb or two?
Nah, bugger off. Enjoyin' me smoke.
Not now, busy sellin'.
Appreciate it, but I'm in the middle of trickin' er, sellin'.
Nah, got it covered...
Save yer energy, pal.
Nah, not today.
Appreciate it, but I'm mid-sale.
Yer about as useful as a one-legged dwarf in a kickin' contest.
No thanks, mate. Trying to sell this enchanted toenail.