Dwarf Yorner
Dialogue
Hey there, mate!
Did they give you more than bread? The diarrhea is killing me!
Ain't life grand?
Feeling charitable, friend?
Those handouts are mine!
Got anything gluten-free to munch on, or do I need to roll the dice with the breadline roulette?
Got any liquor from your world?
I'll just keep spewing shit all over the road, thanks.
Now, I'm just a simple fellow living off Elanien generosity.
They used to be a lot more generous before the portal opened…
No? Well, it was worth a shot!
So, what do you say? Help me relive a taste of home and in return, I'll make you privy to granny's secret recipe. Trust me, it's a treasure worth more than any gold.
Now the town is on the edge of economic ruin, and I can’t get food.
The magic lies in the recipe, the ratios, and the 7 secret herbs and spices. It's like a sonnet to the taste buds.
Salt, and poultry legs, simple yet perfect. The bucket that said Kwalat Fried Chicken on the side.
Oh, I can almost taste my granny's famous Roasted Poultry Leg. Juice dribbling down my chin, smoky aroma filling the air.
Might as well take advantage. Just please God, no more bread.
All set here, outworlder. But thanks for nothing.
Sure, could use a little help from a portal jumper like yourself.
Actually, there's something I've been craving...
Sure, it ain't Yorner, but it's a good place to sit back, relax, and watch the world go by.
I'm quite alright for now. I can't move without shitting my pants!
Name's Berg Stonefoot. Was a Yorner legend in the old days.
Got bread, got sun, got time... and a gut that's plotting revenge.
Nope. Just enjoying the weather and the scenery.
Well, uh, if you insist...
Now, turkey, that's the king of poultry: the juiciest and the tastiest. They mostly roam about in the forest. Turkey? Do you have turkey on your world?
Goldenfield's a fine place. The locals are friendly, weather's good.
Sure, I miss the old days sometimes, before this portal opened.
At least, it was before you people ruined it. Never know who will come through the portal next...
Too many mouths to feed now. I'd kill for some meat.
If only I could get my hands on some weed...
I started drinkin' just to put up with it!
If you're light on your feet, you could snatch a chicken or a goose from the locals unnoticed. Doubt they can tell you portalers apart