Electricalbooth Punk
Dialogue
Welcome to my new world above ground!
I like my coffee like I like my company, hot.
Well, if it isn't a new visitor.
Ever wonder what happens when a clown retires? Me too.
Welcome to my lair... I mean, the coffee shop.
Boo! Just kidding!
I'm Greg, but folks used to call me Giga the Demonic Clown. IT was all for fun.
Yeah, I used to terrorize children across dimensions. It's no secret.
After a crazy transformer incident, I got stuck here in Kwalat.
Now, I'm trying to live a normal life. Well... as normal as possible.
You have any kids?
Some days are harder than others, especially without the screams.
Being around all this coffee helps... keeps be grounded.
Well, I'll tell ya, it's not easy going from evil clown to coffee enthusiast.
Some days I miss the thrill of scaring the pants off people.
Keeping my darker urges in check is a daily grind, just like the coffee.
Welcome to the only coffee shop in Westwind Woods.
It's where you get the best coffee in Kwalat.
Yeah, I went from scaring kids to drinking cappuccinos. Life s funny that way.
Want to try some of my dark roast? You're uglier than a one-armed kid in a sewer.
I'm good, unless you want to help me froth this milk.
Thanks, but I'm keeping it calm... for now.
Not right now; I'm managing to keep the evil at bay.
Thanks, but unless you can make a mean espresso, I'm all set.
Fancy a little mischief mission? Just kidding... or am I?
Oh, absolutely. There's a task that will wake you up better than espresso!
Ah, you've walked into my trap! Just kidding. But yes, I do need some assistance.
Well, since you asked, I do have something brewing that requires a bit of mischief.