Gusto Grubhunter

Brain's in power-save mode. Must... eat.

Sorry... just need... food.

Too busy imagining my next meal. Not now.

Mind's blank. Need munchies now!

No, can't... need munchies... before I pass out.

Too famished to think straight. Maybe later.

Starving here, can't focus. Sorry.

HUNGRY! Mind's on food, talk later!

Can't think... too hungry to talk.

Just stall anyone who asks, I need to go chow down!

Fuckin' A right!

Hell yeah!

Finally, someone gets it! Bring me some munchies?

Fuck yeah! You're a lifesaver!

Get me something to munch on!

Cover my patrol and I'll owe you one big time!

Grab me that snack, and we're buddies for life!

Hell yes! Can you cover my shift?

Just know this: you come to Windstone, you ll never leave hungry. Trust me on that one.

But hey, who am I kidding? Wouldn t want the villagers to find out about my... peculiar tastes.

Speaking of which, they got these pets, right? So well-fed, they look almost... appetizing.

Everyone s too busy with their own business to notice a few missing treats...

Folks here always have something cooking, and the air is filled with mouth-watering smells.

It s a small, bustling town known for its hardworking folk and, uh, edible friends.

This is the outskirts of Windstone Village, not far from the Skylight Grasslands.

Sometimes I think about just smuggling a bit of his food. Chewing slowly so others think I m guarding.

But hey, I ain t here to ask questions. Just here for the next plate.

Rumor has it, some bits might be more... conscious than others.

Some folks say his dishes have... secret ingredients. I m not picky, though.

Those sizzling roasts, those perfectly charred steaks, those succulent pies

You know Thorin Toastbeard's cooking? Yeah, it s practically torture being this close to it all the time.

Not even kidding, I once eyed up a passing bird. Looked like a decent meal.

Seriously, I could eat anything right now. Tried it before.

They always give me the munchies...

I just smoked an herbal cigarette, and now I have the munchies...

HUNGRY. Oh man, I m so fucking hungry.

Don t worry, I won t make a meal outta you... unless you re really outta grub.

So, you got any food on ya? I mean, I could eat a whole damn cow right now.

Figured guarding this place, I'd get first dibs on all the tasty stuff.

And you, you look like you could have some good snacking tips, eh?

Now I'm just tryin' to find the next meal, y'know?

They wouldn't let me eat the people I caught...

Used to have a cushy gig as a bounty hunter, but man, that got old real quick.

Name's Gusto, pal. Gusto Grubhunter.