Hank Thornbuckle

I was livin' the dream, till my boy Lil' Timmy came along. Now it's twice as good!

That kid's got a real knack for takin' over, you know?

Real go-getter, that one.

They say you can't pick your family, but I'd pick my lil' Timmy every time.

Real head on his shoulders. Almost makes you forget you re chained up in a basement.

But that's just playing pretend, of course! I know Lil' Timmy loves me.

Life's a rollercoaster, kiddo.

One minute, you're harvesting crops; the next, you're giving your son the key to your shackles.

I tell ya, champ, being a dad changes you.

Oh, champ, let me tell ya, the farm's never seen better days.

Lil' Timmy's got the run of the place now, and things are the best!

I spend most of my time playing pretend in the basement.

Every day s a new repair job down here just me and my trusty ball and chain.

But hey, gotta stay strong for the family, right?

And then there's the sex talk coming up with Lil' Timmy. Oh, the joys of fatherhood!

This here is Edge Farm, champ.

It used to be the pride and joy of Goldenfield.

Founded it myself, back when I had two working knees and a whole lot less gray hair.

You see, kiddo, every inch of this place has a story buried in the soil.

I still remember planting that first seed. Good times, huh?

Good... times.

But I have 'Lil Timmy now!

Timmy says I'm too slow again. Can't let him down!

Sure thing, slugger.

Could use some fresh legs; these old ones ain't what they used to be.

Lil' Timmy's got me on triple duty. How about lendin' a hand?

Got a dad-sized problem that needs fixin'.

Help me out, kiddo? Timmy's needs more help!

Timmy's orders are coming fast and furious.

Aw, Timmy's always saying I'm "behind schedule.

Oh, no thanks, champ.

Appreciate it, kiddo, but Lil' Timmy's got me covered.

Ask Lil' Timmy if you're eager to help.

Timmy'se handling things. Maybe give him a hand?

Thanks, pal, but just the usual dad duties here.

Timmy's my right-hand man now.

Appreciate it, but I've been demoted to basement inspector.

Lil' Timmy says I need to rest, so I guess I better listen!

All's well down here, just a typical dad day.