Homeless Green Mask
Dialogue
Oh, a real live creature! ... You are, aren't you?
Do I know you? Hah, that's a joke! I don't know anybody!
Hello! Have you seen my brain around here? It's grey, wrinkly, tastes like puddin...
Hello! Got any Whack?
Eustice Crumble's my name!
I was born in a village a couple hundred miles away. One time as a boy I swallowed an artifact. They say it scrambled my brains, but I seem fine to me.
My village threw me out because I smoked Whack all the time and had too many invisible friends.
I wandered a couple years and then I found this place, and the people inside.
My pals here keep me around because I can find Spotted Dick 'shrooms which we snort.
You can grind 'em into powder and stick em up the poop-shoot too.
It's a great high until singing bats fly out of your ass and chase the penguins away. Then you're sad.
Anyway, Sofia's the boss cuz she has all the drugs. Wanna see my prostate?
I'm crazy, I tell you!
I live in this retro boot with my friends and penguins!
I find shrooms, snort shrooms, and sometimes play motorboat with Sofia.
It's a great life, if you don't mind shitting in a bucket.
They say it's an old railroad station, but it looks like the inside of a huge nostril to me.
Uh oh, looks like it's gonna sneeze!
Wheeeeee! Feel the wind in your hair!
What was the question again?
Yes! But only if you're actually real.
Maybe. Are you good at anything? I'm sure not.
Sure! Let's talk after this penguin goes away.
I guess so, if Mr. Twinkles over there is too busy.
No. You have way too many heads.
I already ate the evidence.
Nope. I brung my own.
Nobody can find Spotted Dick like me!