Imp Hunter Camp

Name s GRIMWALD Tinkerboot! Hoo boy, best imp hunter round these parts, yessiree! hic

Used to be a simple drunk back home, now I m a drunk with PURPOSE!

One night, those NAUGHTY imps stole my precious BEER goblet', and now it s war! hic

Hell, it's a HOLY WAR. Those devilish bastards gotta' go.

Every imp gets what s comin to em!

It s all in good fun and, uh, for a noble cause, right? HIC!

WHADDYA WAITIN' FOR? Every imp you kill gets you a pint!

HIC! Feelin real grand, partner!

IMPS KEEP ON COMIN , but that means MORE FUN for the crusade!

Thought about usin a CATAPULT to launch em into a PIT OF TARANTULAS.

Hic, sounds fun, right?

Yesterday, tried usin em as ICE CUBES in my drink!

TINKERIN with a trap that TURNS IMPS TO MINCE MEAT!

Can't stop imaginin' FUN WAYS to send those lil' devils back to hell!

Best part is, it's all in the name of the LIGHT! King approved.

This here s imp HUNTIN' territory! ROUNDED UP A POSSE to snuff 'em out, one by one!

We re ON A CRUSADE to wipe them IMPS clean off the face of Kwalat!

Hell, they should just RUN AND HIDE!

They might've been here before us, BUT THEY WON'T BE AFTER!

Although their treasure sure will be...

Y WANNA JOIN THE CRUSAD?

WE GONNA GET US SOME IMPS! HAW-HAW!

Well, I ll be! Ready to KILL SOME IMPS?

We's always needin' more crusaders!

YER IN LUCK!

Got plenty o' IMPS needing a good thrashin'! hic

Grab a weapon and LET S GET TO HUNTIN'!

Ain t nothin better than stompin' those lil' fuckers!

WHOO-WEE, ANOTHER VOLUNTEER!

Welcome to the crusade, partner!

Let s BAG US SOME IMPS!

HIC! Naw, got it covered, partner!

I DON'T NEED YA! I m on a... RIGHT, a ROLL!

Don't need NO help now!

Go on, I GOT THIS! Hoo boy!

Can't let you have all the fun!

Zzz... huh?

I can wrangle those fuckers MYSELF!

Haha, get on outta here! HIC!