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Max Starchaser

Dialogue

Max Starchaser
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Oh, another admirer?

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Sorry, busy here.

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Oh, you again.

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Can t you see I m occupied?

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Seriously, do you think you have a chance?

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Move along, uggo.

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Oh, admiring my charm?

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Not now, fan.

Max Starchaser
NPC

I m Kwalat s greatest lover and adventurer, revered by women, beasts, and monsters alike.

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My conquests span galaxies. In fact, I had sex with my entire homeworld!

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When I found a rift to Kwalat, I couldn't resist the allure of new horizons and, of course, new holes.

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Not your's though. You're not my type.

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Oh, life s as exhilarating as ever. Just got a new prosthetic eye after a rather passionate lover s quarrel.

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This new eye is quite the upgrade, don't you think? Bionic, with night vision, x-ray vision, and everything!

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Now I can see everything...

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And I mean... everything.

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Oh, you ve stumbled upon Riverrise, a city teeming with some of the finest specimens you ll ever lay eyes on.

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Well, the finest specimens and... you.

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I ve already bedded most of the hotties, though. Ran out of fresh faces.

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So, now I'm off to the woods, seeking more... exotic encounters. Monsters, creatures, anything with a hint of danger and a hole of mystery.

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Help from you? Ha, not likely.

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No offense, but I don't think I need your kind of help.

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Thanks, but I'll pass. Don t need an uggo messing things up.

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I appreciate the offer, but I prefer assistance from someone a bit more... appealing.

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Oh, you think you can keep up with me?

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Fine, I might have a little something for you to handle.

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I suppose even someone like you can be of some use.

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Well, aren t you eager? I have a task that might be within your abilities.

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Alright, impress me. But don't fall in love with me.