Mort Decay

Heh... name's Mort... Mort Decay...

Once... shuffled off this mortal coil... but clawed my way back...

Some call me... an ecological sage... I prefer... enlightened spirit...

Understanding the earth's whispers... comes naturally... when you've been beneath it...

And this place? Something is wrong here...

Nice trinket, by the way. What would you say that's worth?

Heh... How am I?... Let's see...

Being immortal... it's a laugh... really... heh...

These bones creak... but they don't break... perks of the undeath... hehe...

Watching you mortals... scramble about... it's... amusing...

No need to rush... when time's... on your side... heh...

Breathing... eating... all overrated... don't you think? Ha...

Hang on to your possessions... they all end up with me eventually.

The desert... it's alive... more than the living know...

You'd be surprised... what people bury... in the desert...

And now all those secrets... are causing it to expand...

Heh... help me?... That's... rich... heh heh...

No... no... I think... I'm good... heh...

Hehehe... me needing help?... Amusing... truly...

Struggle?... Me?... Heh... not quite...

Appreciate... the offer... but... I'll pass... heh heh...

Heh... you think... I need... assistance?... That's... cute...

Heh... funny you ask... I might... need a hand... heh...

Well, well... perhaps you'd... enjoy... a little errand... heh heh...

Actually... there is... something amusing... you could do... hehehe...

Heh... feeling helpful?... I've got... a task... worth your while...

If you're offering... I won't... turn down... a capable ally... heh...