Rusty Bowen

Oh, I m just the guy who... uh... makes things more interesting around here.

Let's just say I have a knack for finding special herbs and chemicals from other worlds.

You know, stuff that can make your day a whole lot brighter, or weirder.

Hell, haven t you ever wanted to see colors that don t even exist?

I used to be somebody important in a place far away...

Now, I m the clumsy "guard" who misplaces a few things off every train.

But keep it hush-hush, alright? Not everyone appreciates a good mind-altering vacation these days.

Just another day dealing with these damn portal people, ruining everything.

They think they can just waltz in here and take over, huh?

Meanwhile, I m out here trying to make an honest living, sharing a little joy.

You wouldn't believe the crap I see in these woods.

Yesterday, some portal jumping jackass tried to haggle with me.

Like, buddy, my prices only go down for locals.

Maybe it s all the drugs these folks are on, making them dumber by the minute.

Not that I'm complaining; makes them easier marks, ya know?

What, you a cop or some shit?

This is a spot you ain't gonna tell anyone about.

It's a stash spot... Or was.

I got some prime hiding places around here, but I swear some portal-jumper must've found 'em.

Drugs just don t wander off, right?

So, now I'm stuck here trying to figure out how to replace a fortune's worth of product.

If you see anyone looking smug and outta place, point 'em out, will ya?

Nah, last guy helped... let s just say he's not helping anyone anymore.

You seem like the type who'd spill the beans.

Don't need another loose end.

I d rather not risk your clumsiness messing with my operation.

Nah, you might end up blabbing to the wrong person.

Nope, already got enough disasters waiting to happen.

Fuck no, you d probably trip over your own shoelaces.

Aw, damn, you wanna help?

Fine, got a "special delivery" incoming.

You sure? Things can get... messy.

I've got some "goods" to move.

Alright, but no names, alright?

Got some... inventory that needs guarding.

Just don t rat me out when things go sideways.

Got a "shipment" coming in hot.