Skrizzik
Dialogue
If you're here for honesty, look elsewhere. If you're here for results? You're in the right place.
You look like someone in need of a deal! Lucky for you, Skrizzik lives to deal!
Come closer, closer! Skrizzik has wares, and wares need buyers, yes?
Ooooh, I see desperation in your eyes. Good, good... makes for interesting trades!
Ahhh, a new customer! Or... future experiment?
Who is Skrizzik? Skrizzik is opportunity! Skrizzik is business!
Why of course, adventurer! Skrizzik could use your monie... help with a thing.
Nope, all prisoners are accounted for. Prisoners? Skrizzik meant... uh... provisions...
Help? Me? No, Skrizzik ok by himself... alone... totally alone.
This place... this place is Skrizzik home.
Ohhh, business is booming! Desperate people make such fun customers!
The Synthesis Machine hums, the fools trade, and Skrizzik profits!
Many don't have Skrizzik's luck here though. Then rumors get spread about Skrizzik keeping prisoner.
No, no, no. Skrizzik doesn't have trapdoor! No!
let's just say... exciting things are happening. Very exciting. Please just step a little to the left now.
This place is money in my pocket! Good life here.
Tsk tsk! Such silly questions! Skrizzik is always smiling! Heh... always.
Filthy lies! Filthy! What would Skrizzik even do with lost adventurers with lotsa loot and goodies?
Skrizzik definitely doesn't keep peoples hidden. People call me filthy names, you can call me when you need something special!
I sell what you need, what you want, and sometimes... what you fear.
You have no shinies? No loots? No helps.
Ahh, my friend, I am but a simple merchant, providing solutions to life's little... inconveniences.
Oh, don't listen to those silly rumors! Skrizzik would never hide things from customers. Not big things, anyway.
Been waiting forever! Finally, a good adventurer. Want to make partner?
Yes, yes, yes. You know, I think this could be the start of a great business endeavor!