Skull Mask
Dialogue
Got any spare bones?
Bone-tastic to see you.
Life or death, friend?
Need a bone buyer?
Joints creaking yet?
At death s door, or just visiting?
Any bones for sale?
How s it going, skullhead?
Greetings, flesh bearer.
Spine-tingling day, isn't it?
I am Ferris Bonewright, just a skeleton in a "meat prison", like you.
Once just a simple mortician, now a bit of a misunderstood genius.
I almost convinced the doctor to... liberate my bones...
He said I had some kinda rare mind virus! He even thinks it might be contagious...
So now I'm just biding my time.
Some folks collect stamps; I collect bones... from willing donors, of course.
Oh, just waiting eagerly.
Old Mr. Willows isn t looking too spry these days.
Every cough feels like a step closer to a new skeleton in my collection!
I ve been checking in on him more frequently.
You know, just being neighborly...
When he finally kicks the bucket, I'll be right there to... assist.
It's more than just a village, it's an endless game of hide-and-seek with the dead.
I've got my eye on those hidden skeletons beneath unsuspecting smiles.
And guess what? I always find what I'm looking for... eventually.
I could use help... reducing the village population.
Yes, ever handled a shovel and a dagger?
Absolutely, target practice wouldn't hurt.
Yes, there are a few folks who need... persuading.
Definitely, some souls need a little nudge.
Oh, most certainly. Some people need a permanent rest.
You, help? You're too... intact.
No, you're way too lively for my needs.
Not today. Come back when you're a bit closer to the grave.
Nope, you're too full of life. I need someone more... decomposed.
Appreciate the offer, but I don't deal with the living.