Themis

Name's Themis. Born in a quiet village far, far away from here.

Not the best guard, mind you. Quite terrible, if I'm honest.

Pretty sure I only have this job because of my dad... he's in charge here.

I tend to trip over my own feet, and... oh, did I just poke you with my spear?

My colleagues laugh at my "sword skills.

Once tried to catch a thief and ended up with my pants around my ankles.

They said it was quite the sight.

Despite all the mishaps, I'm serious about my duty. Just not very good at it.

Eh, I've had better days. Last night, dreamt I got skewered by my own spear.

Woke up with a nasty itch in the spot it hit... weird, right?

Happens all the time... the night before, I dreamt I fell onto the train tracks.

Woke up feeling like I got hit by a train.

Keeps happening to me. And Trevor is always there...

But hey, still here, still clumsy, and still dreaming oddly! Ain't life a riot?

This fort? It s supposed to guard against whatever the woods decide to throw at us.

Though, given my luck, it probably needs a better guard... like literally anyone else.

There s something about this place that s just... off, ya know?

Maybe it s the trees, maybe it s me.

Those trains passing nearby? Wish I could hop on one and ride far away.

But alas, here I am... still tripping over my own boots and making everyone laugh.

I m in a right pickle here.

Could really use some backup to, you know, not mess up again.

Make me look cool for once?

Could use a hand before I mess up again!

Maybe together we won't end up in a... sticky situation.

Might help me look less... inept.

Could you help me, you know, not accidentally stab myself?

I won't end up with... well, embarrassing injuries!

Uh, thanks, I'm good famous last words, right?

You should ask my dad. He's in the fancy helmet.

Nah, I got this... unless I trip again.

I'd rather not drag anyone else into my shit.

I'd rather fail on my own today, ha!

I can get through the day without a mishap.