Yoga Naked Girl
Dialogue
Hey! Quit looking at my boob plate! Just kidding. Look all you want!
Hello! My chi is like totally wet in your presence!
Hey there. Wanna get spiritual?
Namaste, bitches!
I'm Cassidy, a very flexible spiritual voyager.
That was okay by me: my old life sucked anyway.
Now, Tiffany and I find enlightenment working for Guru David!
I'm like totally satisfied with my spiritual awakening.
And every night is a howling freakfest in the Yoga House.
This nasty old planet rocks, baby!
This is Guru David's Yoga House. Me and Tiffany are David's uh, acolytes
Totally! How did you know?
I bet you read my aura. I DO need a favor.
I'm in perfect harmony right now. Totally!
My chi is totally balanced and focused at the moment.
A mystical fuckup brought me and my girl Tiffany to this planet.
Me and Tiff are Guru David's "acolytes," which means "bitches" in French.
We sleep by day, sometimes do a little yoga to get the yokels horny.
You can attend a private session with us tonight - for a small donation.
We're very fucking stretchy!
I've become very spiritual here.
You bet! My current karmic burden sucks balls.
You're fucking right I do. Namaste!
Pass. Come by tonight. You can help me then.
Nah David and Tiff are supplying all of my needs.