Barkley Beats

Seriously? You don't know who I am?

I'm Barkley Beats, the fucking rapping dog!

If you haven't heard of me, you must be living under a tennis ball.

Oh! Tennis ball!? Where?

Working on a new rhyme. Check it!

Chillin' in Riverrise, paws on the ground,

Sniffin' out bones, ain't no better sound.

Bitches be barkin', but I got my own,

In this dog-eat-dog world, I'm holdin' my throne.

So, what'd ya think, bud? Ruff enough for you?

Oh, this place? Beats me, mate.

Last guy who tried putting a leash on me had an address here.

Figured I'd bring his bones back, you know? Return 'em to their rightful owner.

Except for the one I chewed up, that's our little secret.

Now I'm just hanging around chillin'.

Nah, fuck off tail chaser.

No thanks, I'm solid.

Not right now, dawg.

Don't need help, man.

Always up for some fresh vibes. Whatcha got?

Fuck yeah, could use some creative spark! And a light...

Absolutely, could use a new beat to bounce to.

For sure! Inspiration strikes in the strangest ways, pal.