Bart Blaine
Dialogue
Oh, hello there!
Ah, a customer!
Great deals here!
Just a humble vendor.
Nothing unusual here!
Step right up.
Safe bargains, I promise.
Perfectly normal wares!
Ah, just an old man trying to make a living.
Name's Bart Blaine, nothing special, just a vendor of fine antiques.
Some folks say I have a knack for finding exactly what they need, almost devilish, isn't it?
No tricks here, just honest deals from a harmless old man.
Now, would you care to take a look? I promise, it's all above board... mostly.
Having a bit of trouble with that rascal Felix there.
He claims he's cursed and stuck strumming that blasted guitar, acting all innocent.
But I know he s trying to scam me - he just wants a refund!
Someone should teach that young little shit a lesson, I reckon.
A place where dreams come true... depending on your luck.
Now, don't let the serenity fool you. My trinkets can grant any wish, oh yes.
Though there's always a price, but what's life without a bit of spice?
A wishing stone that might turn your pesky neighbor into a toad? Or a mirror that shows your true self... in more ways than one?
All thing I have waiting for you...
No help needed, just buy something instead.
I m good, but how about a purchase?
No thank you, but feel free to browse!
Help? No, but I do have great deals for you!
Your help isn't required, but my items might be.
Don't need help, just your business!
Rather than help, why not buy an antique?
Oh, you re a brave soul, aren t you?
Finally! Someone willing to give my customer what he deserves.
Ah, perfect timing! This customer needs a bit of... persuasion.
You're just the person I need. Let's talk about this customer.