Biff Dozer Bromley
Dialogue
Hm? Oh, hey.
Wha oh, hi there.
Oh, morning.
Ah, you're here.
Sorry, nodded off.
Oh, hello.
Name's Biff "Dozer" Bromley, but don't let the nickname fool you, I'm not always asleep.
I had grand dreams of heroics and glory. Turns out, I'm more of a professional nap taker.
Thought I'd be saving the world.
Got inspired by all the guard propaganda, imagine my surprise when reality hit!
These days, I'm just a mech-mounted listener to Hooty and Muffinman's endless comedy show.
Oh, you know, living the dream! If the dream involves lots of naps and very little action.
Hooty and Muffinman keep me entertained. They're like my personal, never-ending sitcom.
Honestly? The most action I've seen is a squirrel trying to steal my lunch.
Got tired of counting guard duty hours. Now I count how many times Hooty says "dinglehopper".
The mech's cozy, I'll give it that. Almost as cozy as a blanket fort.
Doing as well as a guy can when his biggest responsibility is not falling asleep... again.
This, my friend, is Riverrise where excitement comes to take a nap!
A thrilling world of fields, crafting quarters, and wait for it, a roadblock!
The most action we get is watching the grass grow... and it's not even fast grass.
If you're into endless guard duty and small talk, Riverrise is your paradise.
Think of it as the ultimate chill zone... If chill zone was code for most boring place in all of Kwalat!
You'd just be interrupting my nap.
Wha... what? You scared me. I'm trying to snooze.
I'm good, unless you have a cure for extreme boredom.
Appreciate it, but all's quiet on the nap front.
No need, unless you can fetch me a more exciting post.
I think I'm good, unless fighting boredom counts.
Not today, but I'll let you know when my pillow needs fluffing.
You know, I could use a hand. I'm trying to get my 16 hours, so listen up.
Hold on, lemme rub my eyes... Yes! I do need help actually.
Surprisingly... yes. Wow. Something to do!
Oh, for sure. Got a task that only a true adventurer or someone really bored can handle.
Yes, please! You might even break the monotony for a millisecond.
You're in luck! I ve got a mission that s just begging for some heroic intervention.