Brow Robe Bold

I'm Grulok, the luckiest fucker in the universe.

Back on my world, I was poor - when I get back from here, I'm gonna be rich!

I've been collecting the shit this dumbass world throws away!

The villagers around here mock me, but they don't know what they're missing.

This stuff is worth serious money back on my world.

When they see the haul I have in this train car, it'll blow their minds.

Once I figure out how to get back there...

This universe will rue the day it underestimated Grulok.

Those damned bandits from the old depot are breathing down my neck.

I swear, those bastards will come for me next...

I ain't slept in days, knowing they'll try to take my treasure!

Bet they already know how to get back to my world, too.

Every rustle, every shadow... I think it's them creeping closer.

But I'm ready for those shit-eating fuckers.

It's called Kwalat, right?

You'd know before I did - I only got here a couple days ago.

I figured I'd set up shop, collect my shit, then bail.

What's with the look?

It was easy to get here, so it must be easy to leave too, right?

Nah, my haul's not big enough yet.

Sorry, still building my stash, can't share it.

Come back later, the pile's too small.

Eat shit. But not mine!

Nah, not unless you have a deposit to make.

Busy. Gotta go collect in the woods.

You got the stones to kill some bandits?

Those shithead bandits are gonna raid me any day now.

You go, so I can guard my shit!

Yeah, I need a crazy fucker like you!

Let's wipe those pieces of shit out!

You ready to do some dirty work?

I need those bandit fucks gone, now!