Disco Child

My name's Zelda Choy! I'm a little kid!

My mom sent me off to visit gramma. I think she wanted me to stay on the road, but I'm going through the woods!

Mom's a great scientist! She invents things! She gave me a cool bubble shield!

Monsters and stuff just bounce right off it! Go ahead, try to eat me! I dare you!

Guess what I found? This creepy tent! It's got a head on it! Wow! Where's the rest of em, do you think?

You should go inside and see what's in there! I'm not allowed cuz stranger-danger!

I'm fine. How are you? That's what you're supposed to say, right?

I'm having a great time with my bubble shield! When I grow up I'm gonna become an adventurer and kill monsters!

I'll have a big electro-sword and armor like Ma's and maybe some boom grenades!

But I gotta get to gramma's house soon. She'll paddle my booty when she finds out I went through the woods.

This? This is Windreach Woods! I don't know where exactly.

That's a tent I'm not allowed to go in because stranger-danger. Also a head.

That's all I know. I'm a kid.

I do! Wanna hear it?

Are you strong and brave and stuff?

I can trust you. Right?

Maybe. Are you a good-guy?

Stranger-danger! Stranger-danger!

I ain't supposed to talk to weirdos I meet in the woods.

My Ma don't like me talking to strangers.

No. I'm self-reliant! I have a bubble shield!