Gimlor

Who the fuck am I? The guy who's gonna make you fuckin' rich, that's who.

Used to be a broke-ass alchemist up in the Iron Mountains, but look at me now, motherfucker.

I stumbled on this brilliant idea of "mana spas," and the rest is history.

So, you ready to join the big leagues or what, hustler?

Buy a case and sell it to your friends! We all profit.

How the fuck am I? Living the goddamn dream, motherfucker!

Business is booming, these morons- er, great customers, keep buying my "mana-infused" swag.

I mean look at me - I have a ton of it on every part of my skin, and I look great!

So yeah, I'm swimming in profits, laughing all the way to the goddamn mana bank.

How about you, motherfucker? Ready to hustle or just here to window-shop?

This is the greatest city in Kwalat, friendo! And you're in the greatest part of it.

You rub some of my mana oils on yourself and you tell me you don't feel like a million bucks.

Then, you buy some, sell it to ten friends, they sell it to ten friends, and we all have a million bucks.

Making money has never been so easy!

Not today, kid, too many customers.

Appreciate it, but I've got my hands full with these chumps.

Nah, I'm good right now. Business is keeping me busy.

Thanks, but I'm swamped with eager buyers at the moment.

You bet I do! Ready to make some money, motherfucker?

Absolutely! There's a fortune waiting, you in?

Sure thing! Let s turn those dreams into gold.

Definitely! You up for a lucrative gig?