Goblin
Dialogue
Goblin
NPC
His camp is pretty close. Maybe you can bug him instead.
NPC
Get outta' here. Head north along the path, and keep an eye out for a fella named Maxwell.
NPC
Wait, you must be asking about the entire area. Well, you're in the great Kingdom of Elan, where opportunities are endless and taxes are low.
NPC
Who else can greet outworlders as well as me? Wait, did I greet you when you came here? If not, GREETINGS, OUTWORLDER!
NPC
Think I'm gonna treat you better now that you asked?
NPC
Get used to it, you ain't going back home.
NPC
Wait, you must be asking about the entire plane of existence. You're in Kwalat, the multiverse's dumping grounds.