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Hank Thornbuckle

Dialogue

Hank Thornbuckle
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Hey there, champ.

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How's it going, kiddo?

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Hey, slugger.

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You hanging in there?

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Oh, hi, sport.

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You doing okay, pal?

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What s the scoop, partner?

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Hey, big guy.

Hank Thornbuckle
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I was livin' the dream, till my boy Lil' Timmy came along. Now it's twice as good!

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That kid's got a real knack for takin' over, you know?

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Real go-getter, that one.

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They say you can't pick your family, but I'd pick my lil' Timmy every time.

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Real head on his shoulders. Almost makes you forget you re chained up in a basement.

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But that's just playing pretend, of course! I know Lil' Timmy loves me.

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Life's a rollercoaster, kiddo.

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One minute, you're harvesting crops; the next, you're giving your son the key to your shackles.

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I tell ya, champ, being a dad changes you.

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Oh, champ, let me tell ya, the farm's never seen better days.

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Lil' Timmy's got the run of the place now, and things are the best!

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I spend most of my time playing pretend in the basement.

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Every day s a new repair job down here just me and my trusty ball and chain.

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But hey, gotta stay strong for the family, right?

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And then there's the sex talk coming up with Lil' Timmy. Oh, the joys of fatherhood!

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This here is Edge Farm, champ.

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It used to be the pride and joy of Goldenfield.

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Founded it myself, back when I had two working knees and a whole lot less gray hair.

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You see, kiddo, every inch of this place has a story buried in the soil.

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I still remember planting that first seed. Good times, huh?

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Good... times.

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But I have 'Lil Timmy now!

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Timmy says I'm too slow again. Can't let him down!

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Sure thing, slugger.

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Could use some fresh legs; these old ones ain't what they used to be.

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Lil' Timmy's got me on triple duty. How about lendin' a hand?

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Got a dad-sized problem that needs fixin'.

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Help me out, kiddo? Timmy's needs more help!

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Timmy's orders are coming fast and furious.

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Aw, Timmy's always saying I'm "behind schedule.

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Oh, no thanks, champ.

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Appreciate it, kiddo, but Lil' Timmy's got me covered.

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Ask Lil' Timmy if you're eager to help.

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Timmy'se handling things. Maybe give him a hand?

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Thanks, pal, but just the usual dad duties here.

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Timmy's my right-hand man now.

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Appreciate it, but I've been demoted to basement inspector.

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Lil' Timmy says I need to rest, so I guess I better listen!

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All's well down here, just a typical dad day.