Homeless Coat

I'm Grizzle Thornfoot, strange visitor from another planet!

I was a great man on my home planet, I tell you! Had my own liver and everything.

I had a very important job. I was an elevator operator in a mine of explosive ore.

But then something happened which was not my fault in any way!

Everything exploded, which had nothing to do with me lighting that joint.

Totally innocent of all blame, I got blown onto Kawlat.

After a couple years of wandering, I found this place.

I work for Sofia. She sells stuff we find around here.

I protect her from goons like you and she provides me with smokes.

Me and my friends pass the time getting shitfaced and trying not to get et by something in the woods.

Life's funny, you know? But not "ha ha" funny.

I'm a bum on a strange world.

I live in an abandoned railway station with three other bums.

I need my Whack which I'm totally out of.

I just accidentally kicked over the shit-bucket.

How the fuck do you think I am, Genius?

Abandoned railway station, middle of Windreach Woods.

Four of us live here.

Sofia is in charge, cuz she gots the drugs.

She sells shit we salvage and we protect her.

Eustice over there can sniff out Spotted Dick shrooms, which we snort and see giant penguins and stuff.

DO NOT put it up your ass, no matter what Eustice says.

Can't pay you much, but yeah.

I could use a hand: or a foot.

Sure could. Mind the bucket of shit there.

If you can handle the smell, yep.

I'm good. Well, I'm shitty, but I don't need nothing.

Talk to Sofia if you're looking for work.

Not unless you got some Whack on you.

NO! I'm having one of my "episodes.