Max Starchaser
Dialogue
Oh, another admirer?
Sorry, busy here.
Oh, you again.
Can t you see I m occupied?
Seriously, do you think you have a chance?
Move along, uggo.
Oh, admiring my charm?
Not now, fan.
I m Kwalat s greatest lover and adventurer, revered by women, beasts, and monsters alike.
My conquests span galaxies. In fact, I had sex with my entire homeworld!
When I found a rift to Kwalat, I couldn't resist the allure of new horizons and, of course, new holes.
Not your's though. You're not my type.
Oh, life s as exhilarating as ever. Just got a new prosthetic eye after a rather passionate lover s quarrel.
This new eye is quite the upgrade, don't you think? Bionic, with night vision, x-ray vision, and everything!
Now I can see everything...
And I mean... everything.
Oh, you ve stumbled upon Riverrise, a city teeming with some of the finest specimens you ll ever lay eyes on.
Well, the finest specimens and... you.
I ve already bedded most of the hotties, though. Ran out of fresh faces.
So, now I'm off to the woods, seeking more... exotic encounters. Monsters, creatures, anything with a hint of danger and a hole of mystery.
Help from you? Ha, not likely.
No offense, but I don't think I need your kind of help.
Thanks, but I'll pass. Don t need an uggo messing things up.
I appreciate the offer, but I prefer assistance from someone a bit more... appealing.
Oh, you think you can keep up with me?
Fine, I might have a little something for you to handle.
I suppose even someone like you can be of some use.
Well, aren t you eager? I have a task that might be within your abilities.
Alright, impress me. But don't fall in love with me.