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Retired Military

Dialogue

Retired Military
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What's up?

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Hey there.

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Howdy. Ever rumble with some Deadites?

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Need something?

Retired Military
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Not so fond of that Zugg. He's a bit of an ass. Probably got a few skeletons in his closet... literally.

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Slap bang in the middle, you'll find Zugg's Bureau and the Ivie Clarkson Cafe.

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You're standing in Goldenfield, a straight-shootin' town with honest folks. We're all about farming here, it's our life and blood.

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Sometimes I miss the military life, but this place has grown on me.

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Name's Hank, but most folks around here call me 'Boomstick'.

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Doing fine, thanks for asking. Keeping busy with patrols.

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Once served in the military, now I use my skills to keep this town and these fields safe.

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I'm all set, thanks.

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I can handle things here.

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Don't need any help at the moment.

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I'm good, do your thing.

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Help? Groovy. Let's lock and load, partner.

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Need help? Well, what are ya? Some kinda primitive screwhead? Of course, I need help.

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Back in my day, we didn't wait for trouble to find us. We went lookin' for it in our spare time!

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Windreach Woods or Tempest Timberland might as well be the local diner for those Dreads, and they're not exactly the friendly neighbors.

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I'm sittin' here with a tractor, not a chariot, and these old bones aren't what they used to be.

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Someone's gotta head out there and show those critters that Goldenfield isn't their cafeteria.

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I've got enough gear here to make Rambo blush. So why don't you grab some and give those Dreads a little surprise party they'll never forget?

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Alright, hero, but when those Dreads come knocking, don't say ol' Hank didn't warn ya.

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No pressure, but if they overrun us, I'll be on the rooftop screaming 'I told ya so!'

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Could be my PTSD talkin', but I reckon those Dreads have our scent. They'll come, alright.

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Alright then, guess it's just me and my trusty broomstick against the apocalypse today. Good times.

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I also deal in weapons, collected a fair bit over the years.

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If you're looking for something to keep the dead away, I'm your guy!

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Just another day of slaying and maintaining my boomstick. What's not to like?