Salty Mcsquid

Arrr, the name s Salty McSquid, matey!

Once the baddest fisherman to ever sail the seven seas, no cap.

I used to snag three-headed octo-pussies with me bare hands!

Now I m stuck here in Kwalat 'cause a portal decided my boat was its snack.

Arrr, mate, I m feelin' all mixed up like a crab in a blender.

Lost me parrot, Squawks, used the lil bugger as bait, dumb move that was.

Miss the damn bird more than a sailor misses rum on a dry dock.

But hey, this new crowd keeps things spicy, y know?

Long as I got me flask and tales, I be holdin up.

Ain't much but a shitty lil' dock.

Full of craftin' freaks n' crop-growin' dweebs, y'know what I'm sayin'?

But I tell ya, Captain Barnaby Plank? That dude'd be wild as hell to sail with!

Town's fine for swabbin' decks n' swappin' tales, but I miss the real sea, bro.

Hell, this place could use a good ol pirate raid every now and then!

Nah, I m chillin for now, bruh.

No thanks, ya scallywag, got it covered!

I m good, matey, ain't needin' no help right now.

Save yer energy, lil' squirt, Salty s got this!

Not this time, ya lil bilge rat, but keep yer peepers peeled!

Hell yeah, mate, got a gnarly task for ya!

Aye, you lil' swab, might need ya for some wild sht.

Oh, hells to the yeah! Let s get this sht poppin !

Yeah, matey, got a spicy quest perfect for you.

You betcha, ya pervy scallywag! Let s get our hands dirty.

Absolutely, ya lil sea rat. This one's gonna be lit!

Fk yeah, could use some backup, if ye ain't afraid of gettin' wet.

Damn straight, bruh! Need somethin' done real sea-dog style.

Hells yeah, me hearty! This quest's hotter than a mermaid's tail.