Skip Stones
Dialogue
Ah, a fellow traveler of the mind! Quick question: Do you trust your own shadow? Because I don't!
Hey! You! You ever wonder why the moon doesn't spin? Think about it.
Psst. You got a moment? I have classified information about the real reason birds sing in the morning.
Finally! Someone who hasn't been replaced by a lizard clone... or have you?
Finally, someone who doesn't think I'm a loon. Thank you!
Nephew of the legendary Alexander Stones! The man who exposed the frog agenda! And now, I carry on his work... kinda.
Of course. You've helped my uncle before? I've heard stories of adventurers like you.
Yes! Please, help me. I'm not crazy.
Reporter of the unknown, knower of secrets, and professional teller of things that may or may not be true.
I don't need help... lizard scaled alien!
I don't have anything that requires assistance at the moment. But, I know there will be...
You're one of them, aren't you? No, I'll take my chances.
There is something going on here... something otherworldly. The matrix is cracking, and new lines of code are being added. Am I even real? Or did some writer just make up lines for me?
The island of the prison. A mysterious place that suddenly had a portal open. Why here? Why now?
Yet, when I start connecting the dots, I'M THE CRAZY ONE.
It's littered with overpowered artifacts, gold and creatures straight from Hell.
They said the same thing about my uncle, and now about me!
Listen... listen... listen to me right now. There's way too many strange things happening for this not to be a conspiracy... Or as I like to call it... THE TRUTH!
You may think I'm just some guy on an island, but let me ask you... why was I sent here? Who benefits? Follow the breadcrumbs!
Some say I'm mad. I say the world's mad, and I'm just the only one wearing proper goggles to see it!
I'm Skip Stones, truth seeker, free thinker, and definitely not a government experiment that escaped a lab.
Even you have to admit this is strange! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Surely that's not the only thing going on here! Prison Island, powerful creatures, the best loot around and a mysterious alibi? Obviously this doesn't add up!
Oh, I'm fantastic! Just finished connecting the dots between Prison Island's vending machines and an ancient mind-control plot!