Slick Shady

Once upon a time in the Quaddari flicks, I was the bravest gunslinger around. Heh, if only they knew the truth!

You see, I ain t no true-blue hero. More like a silver-tongued showman lookin' cool for the cams.

Got tired of the bright lights and thought I could wow this simpler land. Turns out, pretendin ain't as easy without a script.

Still, reckon I'm just waitin' for my big heroic moment. Any minute now, I'll be saving the day.

Takes a lotta guts to stroll around here with all these critters and bandits. Or, y'know, a lotta good actin'.

Truth be told, I get jumpier than a frog in a frying pan when things get hairy. But hey, the show must go on, right?

Behind me? Yup, that's my prized hovercar, straight from Quaddari.

It's got more gadgets than a Swiss army knife, but let's just keep that between us and the weeds.

Truth be told, I'm not sure this thing is legal out here. But I'd like to see 'em try to wrangle it from me!

I got this... at least that's what I'll tell 'em!

Nah, today I m playin' the role of the strong, silent type.

Ain't no damsel in distress here... unless you see a dragon.

I ll manage... unless you see somethin' scary.

Nah, I'm good... just don t look too close.

Well now, partner, reckon I could use a sidekick. You know, for safety.

Cowboy's gotta face his fears...or find someone else to do it. Interested?

Got a bit of a predicament, and my bravery's on a coffee break. You in?

Hoo boy, trouble's afoot. How 'bout you take the lead, and I'll provide moral support...from a safe distance.