Zorbul Znar
Dialogue
Ooh, a fan!
Beautiful day!
Greetz, you!
Me your favorite?
Looka, me!
Me best!
Ugly face, hehe!
Me do greet you!
You see bootiful face?
No interrupt doctor!
Yousa want autograph?
Me star here!
Wowza! Ugly face!
Zorbul Z'nar here, most bootiful alien in whole galaxy!
Was crowned beauty king, but meanie push me through portal.
Now trapped in this farm place, where people no appreciate true beauty.
Me six eyes and perfect features, but locals think ugly!
They jelly, can't handle Zorbul's radiant charm!
Me got Dr. Glimmiwop for nighttime fixes. Gonna be top model again.
Farm life suit me. Think me Adonis of hay and moo-moos!
Who needs jealous haters when farm chickens adore me?
Zorbul Z'nar is feeling...confused!
So many ugly faces here. Ew! You worst yet.
Back home, Zorbul was beauty king. Here, bleh!
But farm life not so bad...chickens love me!
And me love chicken. Me get married to one!
Why everyone here so plain? Where are beautiful people?
Zorbul upset seeing all the uglies all the time.
This place? It's dirty earth farm, hehe!
Yuck. Not like Zorbul's home, Shimmering Nebula.
There, every rock is shiny, every plant is glowing.
But here? Just dirt and animals. Smelly animals!
Zorbul does not like smelly things. Me too beautiful for smell.
This place make Zorbul sad, but me make it fabulous!
Maybe turn moo-moos to statues! Hehe, then they shine, like Zorbul!
You help Zorbul shine!
Make you beautiful too?
Zorbul need you, yes!
Help me, you shall!
Yes, you help pretty, yes!
Zorbul make fabulous!
Yes, me need you make good look!
Beauty time! Let's do!
If get you out of eyeline!
No, Zorbul busy!
Dr. Glimmi attaching tentacle, no bother!
Me no need help, doing beauty enhance!
You go, Zorbul got!
No thanks, Zorbul no need ugly!
Busy making beautiful!
No, Zorbul got tentacle business!
No help needed, busy busy!
Enhancing self, no time for you!