Neither Rain nor Battlefield

Gah, can you believe they stuck me in this uniform? I'm a postman, not a soldier!

All I wanted was to deliver mail, not march around with a rifle.

Now I'm tangled up in this military nonsense, and my routes a mess. I'm completely lost up here!

Look, I've got the last letter I need to deliver to the north right here, but if I go back I'll never be able to leave.

Think you can help an old postman out and take these letters to the recipient at the outpost south of here?

Maybe then I can get back to my proper job and leave this army business behind.

Figures. Can't rely on anyone these days.

Fine, leave an old man to do everything himself.

Suit yourself. Those kids will be waiting a long time.

Ah, finally someone reliable.

By the way, if Roddy asks about me, tell that moron I died.

If you don't I'll fuck your life up. You wanna see what happens when you stop getting bills?

I'll light every passport you ever order on fire.

Hey, you there! What's that you've got?

My report card!! This is the reason we came up here!!

Hand it over, let's see...

An 'F'? Are you FUCKING kidding me?!

That teacher is completely unfair!

Ugh, this is the worst.

Thanks for bringing it, I guess.

Oh, and what's this? A letter for Pritchard?

"Dear Pritchard, it's Mom. Please come home." Blah blah blah, wah wah wah.

We're never leaving! Killin' people is fun.

Here, take this. Maybe it'll do you some good.