The Great Pretender

I mean, uh... good luck with the war.

Oh, also tell that Roddy fellow I died. Probably won't convince him when my next movie comes out, but you'll probably both be dead by then.

Now, if anyone asks, just remember how bravely I fought while, uh, you were fetching supplies.

Here's your reward, as promised. Can't have my stunt double going unpaid.

Looks like my 'heroics' will be the talk of the campfire tonight.

Make it look like I blazed through there in a blaze of glory.

Well, hot dang! You sure put on a performance out there!

You do this for me, and I'll make sure you're rewarded real nice.

Well, if it isn't my trusty sidekick back from the fray!

Shucks, this is gonna put a dent in my box office appeal.

You're passin' up on helpin' the leading man? Shareholders won't be smilin' at this.

Well, ain't that a plot twist! Leavin' a star like me hangin'?

Now, you go kick up some dust with those critters, and I'll just... supervise from over yonder.

Walkin' away? That's a wrap on my heroic comeback bad for both of us, I'd say.

Leavin' me to face the music alone? Critics are gonna have a field day.

Well, ain't you a sight for sore eyes! I knew you'd step up.

Well, howdy partner! Word around camp is they think I'm some kinda hero from those flicks.

Truth is, I'm more suited to the silver screen than the battlefield.

Can't have my fans findin' out I'm yellower than a prairie dog's belly now, can we?

I reckon you could help a fella out of a tight spot.

I need help with a Lizard Draco directly north. You can find it at Shipgrave Plain, right up there on the coast.

Hell, even just killin' one of 'em would be enough.