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Grumblejack McDoogan

NPCQuestRiverrise

This strange old man is stuck on the toilet, and claims that if he moves his arse will explode and he will die. He desperately needs you to bring him something to defuse the bomb stuck in his arse. He's very weird, swears, and might just be crazy - it's very hard to tell. He also claims to be selling brownies, which is a concerning prospect from a bloke sitting in a toilet. He's darkly comedic, random, and surprising.

Possible offers

Stock and quantities may vary.

ItemMinimum qualityQuantity
Spell SynthesizerSpell SynthesizerCommon2–5
Spiked SpearSpiked SpearCommon2–5
SpineSpineCommon2–5
SpineSpineCommon2–5
SpineSpineCommon2–5
SpineSpineCommon2–5
Steroid ImplantSteroid ImplantCommon2–5
StinkersStinkersCommon2–5
Stone BarkStone BarkCommon2–5
Stone BarkStone BarkCommon2–5
Stone BarkStone BarkCommon2–5
Stone BarkStone BarkCommon2–5
Strong JointStrong JointCommon2–5
Strong JointStrong JointCommon2–5
Strong JointStrong JointCommon2–5
Strong JointStrong JointCommon2–5
SugarSugarCommon2–5
SugarSugarCommon2–5
SugarSugarCommon2–5
SugarSugarCommon2–5
Summon SkeletonSummon SkeletonCommon2–5
Sweet Baked PumpkinSweet Baked PumpkinCommon2–5
Sweet Baked PumpkinSweet Baked PumpkinCommon2–5
Sweet Baked PumpkinSweet Baked PumpkinCommon2–5
Sweet Baked PumpkinSweet Baked PumpkinCommon2–5
Sweet Watermelon MashSweet Watermelon MashCommon2–5
Sweet Watermelon MashSweet Watermelon MashCommon2–5
Sweet Watermelon MashSweet Watermelon MashCommon2–5
Sweet Watermelon MashSweet Watermelon MashCommon2–5
TaserTaserCommon2–5
Tectonic RamTectonic RamCommon2–5
Titan SandwichTitan SandwichCommon2–5
Titanium NuggetTitanium NuggetUncommon2–5
Titanium NuggetTitanium NuggetUncommon2–5
Titanium NuggetTitanium NuggetUncommon2–5
Titanium NuggetTitanium NuggetUncommon2–5
Titanium OintmentTitanium OintmentCommon2–5
Titanium OintmentTitanium OintmentCommon2–5
Titanium OintmentTitanium OintmentCommon2–5
Titanium OintmentTitanium OintmentCommon2–5
TransmorphTransmorphCommon2–5
Transparent LeafTransparent LeafUncommon2–5
Transparent LeafTransparent LeafUncommon2–5
Transparent LeafTransparent LeafUncommon2–5
Transparent LeafTransparent LeafUncommon2–5
Tree of PlentyTree of PlentyCommon2–5
Tree RootTree RootCommon2–5
Tree RootTree RootCommon2–5
Tree RootTree RootCommon2–5
Tree RootTree RootCommon2–5

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