Willy Slick is a vendor in Corepunk. It has 1 known spawn location on the Kwalat map. It sells 603 items.
Willy’s got a knack for flogging fish that are well past their prime, using his smooth-talking sales pitch and questionable charm to convince customers they’re getting a “real catch.” His stall is packed with fish of dicey origins, like the infamous “Chonkfish,” a grotesquely huge, bloated creature that Willy claims is a rare delicacy. In reality, it's just an overfed goldfish he scored in bulk from a pet shop.
Willy’s sales techniques are as slippery as the fish he sells. He’ll slap a "100% Fresh" sticker on anything, even if it’s practically squirming away on its own. He’s also notorious for upselling with tongue-in-cheek claims, like insisting that his “Special Sauce” (basically just off mayonnaise mixed with lemon juice) will “make any fish taste like it just jumped out of the ocean.”
Behind the scenes, Willy’s always hustling, trying to dream up new ways to shift his shonky stock. He’s been known to dye fish to make them look more exotic, pass off sardines as “miniature swordfish,” and once even tried to flog a live lobster as a “rare breed of sea rabbit.” His latest rort? Persuading people that his fish are aphrodisiacs, leading to plenty of awkward moments when punters try to “test” the theory.
Willy's got an over-the-top rivalry with a vegan market down the road called "The Green Sea," where he’s forever pulling stunts like sneaking in fish guts or starting rumours that their kale is "fish-flavoured." The owner of The Green Sea, a prim and proper health fanatic named Karen, is always trying to bust him, but Slick Willy’s too slippery to pin down—most of the time, anyway.
Despite his shady practices, there’s something oddly endearing about Willy. He’s always got a cheeky wink and a grin, and his overconfidence is only rivalled by his total lack of shame. He’s sure that one day he’ll hit the jackpot by selling the “next big fish thing,” whatever that might be. Until then, he’ll keep peddling his dubious seafood with a sparkle in his eye and a wallet ready to be stuffed with ill-gotten gains.