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Grumblejack McDoogan

NPCQuestRiverrise

This strange old man is stuck on the toilet, and claims that if he moves his ass will explode and he will die. He desperately needs you to bring him something to defuse the bomb stuck in his ass. He's very weird, swears, and might just be crazy - it's very hard to tell. He also claims to be selling brownies, which is a concerning prospect from a man sitting in a toilet. He's darkly comedic, random, and surprising.

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ItemMinimum qualityQuantity
TripwireTripwireCommon2–5
Unseen SunscreenUnseen SunscreenCommon2–5
Unseen SunscreenUnseen SunscreenCommon2–5
Unseen SunscreenUnseen SunscreenCommon2–5
Unseen SunscreenUnseen SunscreenCommon2–5
Velocity AceVelocity AceCommon2–5
Warrior CyberWarrior CyberCommon2–5
Water ShieldWater ShieldCommon2–5
Welded PatternedWelded PatternedCommon2–5
Wild Berry BreadWild Berry BreadCommon2–5
Wild Berry BreadWild Berry BreadCommon2–5
Wild Berry BreadWild Berry BreadCommon2–5
Wild Berry BreadWild Berry BreadCommon2–5
WoodWoodCommon2–5
WoodWoodCommon2–5
WoodWoodCommon2–5
WoodWoodCommon2–5
WraithcallerWraithcallerCommon2–5
Wrenchgripped SwordWrenchgripped SwordCommon2–5
Xiphoid ProcessXiphoid ProcessCommon2–5
Xiphoid ProcessXiphoid ProcessCommon2–5
Xiphoid ProcessXiphoid ProcessCommon2–5
Xiphoid ProcessXiphoid ProcessCommon2–5

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