Blorp Knurt is a vendor in Corepunk. It has 1 known spawn location on the Kwalat map. It sells 711 items.
This small, angry alien hates music and only came to the concert to figure out a way to ruin it. He is extremely angry, and has reported the concert to the mayor with no avail. He often uses swear words and crass humor - he is a perfect parody of a modern day Karen. Hilariously, the band hasn't even started performing yet.