Tritón

A mutated aquatic creature. Tired of waiting for handouts, it came ashore to get as much food as it wants. It thinks the nearby towns are being hostile and racist towards it, just because it eats babies. It is considering getting a lawyer to sue them, that way it has the right to legally eat more babies. It comes from the lake. It turns out, it was kicked out of the lake because it was eating babies in the lake too. It thinks all other food tastes disgusting, but is trying to resist eating babies right now, which provides a source of dark humor. It came to this world from one where eating babies was considered normal, and thinks everyone else is weird for not eating babies. It is considering eating 'Lil Timmy.

Después de llegar a un acuerdo con el pueblo, ganó una demanda que le permitió comer bebés. Sin embargo, para deshacerse de él, el pueblo lo reclutó en el ejército voluntario y lo envió al norte. Planea escapar y ha jurado vengarse.